Q:  What do you people do?

A:  We build gadgets, widgets, and online applications that help people out in either a specific set of function or help connect people to the world by putting search directly into their hands and making the Internet even friendlier. 

Stuff like Amazon, eBay, or Digg searches right from your desktop.  Or how about listening to XM Satellite radio from your desktop.  Customizing your FaceBook profile?  We got you covered.  And there’s more where that came from.

Q:  So what does it cost?

A:  Nada, nothing, zero, zip.  It’ all free.  You don’t pay a dime, and you’ll never have to.

Q:  Sounds too good to be true.

A:  Nothing’s too good here.  We always improve on what we do.  And believe that, cause it’s true.

Q:  So what’s powering everything?

A:  Sock gnomes.

Q:  Sock Gnomes?!?

A:  Hey, they were cheaper than Oompa Loompas and breed like rabbits.  Best labor force on the planet next to a genetically enhanced gerbil on a wheel.

Q:  Moving on, any plans for the future?

A:  Keep cranking away at the wheel and make more applications.  We can make them better, stronger, faster.  And that’s what we’re going to do.